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Ain’t it the truth Maso! and his wife thinks I’M a bad influence! or was it flatuence?
dinoStill farting ! remember I burped a lot ON PURPOSE over the mike at Dover …Loved that Coffee from the concession stand….”Strained through a dirty old sock” 😆
masoHis older brother Robert used to say… “Flatulence… will get you nowhere…!” 😆
m-amp-m-speed-amp-custom
HAPPY B-DAY YOU OLD FART 😆 😆
LOV YA PAL, HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT, AND MANY MORE !
RICH & BECKY
babycakesHey Dino,just wanted to wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY,enjoy your day!!!!
masoOld age is not for sissies. – Bette Davis
There is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. – Anonymous
Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live. – Anonymous
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. – Victor Hugo
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. – Chili Davis
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Asquith
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. – Jennifer Yane
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. – Oscar Wilde
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
It takes a long time to grow young. – Pablo Picasso
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. – Anonymous
The secret to eternal youth is arrested development. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 years. – Mark Twain
We are always the same age inside. – Gertrude Stein
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. – George Burns
A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. -Robert Frost
Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.
Often it is fatal to live too long. – Racine
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Ted, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Ted says, “I feel like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Like a newborn baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
dinoWHEW!
like this one:
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened
