A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab ,
and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies , ‘I have a question to ask you but I
don’t want to offend you.’
She answers , ‘My son , you cannot offend me.
When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as
long as I have , you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I’m sure that there’s
nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive.’
‘Well , I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun
kiss me.’
She responds , ‘Well , let’s see what we can do
about that…. #1 , you have to be single
and…. #2 , you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says , Yes ,
I’m single and Catholic!’
‘OK , ‘ the Nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road , the cab
driver starts crying.
‘My dear child , ‘ says the Nun , ‘why are you
crying?’
‘Forgive me , Sister , .but I’ve sinned. I lied
and I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish.’
The Nun says , ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and
I’m going to a Halloween party.’
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