The Nun And the Cabby

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        A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab ,
        and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
        won’t stop staring at her.

        She asks him why he is staring.

        He replies , ‘I have a question to ask you but I
        don’t want to offend you.’

        She answers , ‘My son , you cannot offend me.
        When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as
        long as I have , you get a chance to see and hear
        just about everything. I’m sure that there’s
        nothing you could say or ask that I would find

        ‘Well , I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun
        kiss me.’

        She responds , ‘Well , let’s see what we can do
        about that…. #1 , you have to be single
        and…. #2 , you must be Catholic.’

        The cab driver is very excited and says , Yes ,
        I’m single and Catholic!’

        ‘OK , ‘ the Nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
        The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
        would make a hooker blush.

        But when they get back on the road , the cab
        driver starts crying.

        ‘My dear child , ‘ says the Nun , ‘why are you

        ‘Forgive me , Sister , .but I’ve sinned. I lied
        and I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

        The Nun says , ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and
        I’m going to a Halloween party.’

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