The Nun And the Cabby

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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab ,
    and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
    won’t stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies , ‘I have a question to ask you but I
    don’t want to offend you.’

    She answers , ‘My son , you cannot offend me.
    When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as
    long as I have , you get a chance to see and hear
    just about everything. I’m sure that there’s
    nothing you could say or ask that I would find
    offensive.’

    ‘Well , I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun
    kiss me.’

    She responds , ‘Well , let’s see what we can do
    about that…. #1 , you have to be single
    and…. #2 , you must be Catholic.’

    The cab driver is very excited and says , Yes ,
    I’m single and Catholic!’

    ‘OK , ‘ the Nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
    The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
    would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road , the cab
    driver starts crying.

    ‘My dear child , ‘ says the Nun , ‘why are you
    crying?’

    ‘Forgive me , Sister , .but I’ve sinned. I lied
    and I must confess. I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

    The Nun says , ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and
    I’m going to a Halloween party.’

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