Oh dear… WIFE stuff & BUBBA…

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        My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
        She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
        I bought her a scale.

        And then the fight started…


            Maso….Now that’s funny. I think I’ll start the fight at our house tonight.


                good thing she did not want to go some place
                she’s never been befor 😕
                and you took her to the KITCHEN 😮

                we would be sending flowers for sure,,, 😆 😆


                    All I get is “Are you on that Dover Site AGAIN ?…. the kids forget what you look like”


                        I wanted to get a new car for my wife, but no one would trade. 😆 😆


                            A Redneck from the South walked into a bank in New York City
                            and asked for the loan officer…

                            He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield
                            on business for four weeks and needed to borrow $5,000
                            and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank
                            officer told him that the bank would need some form of
                            security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys
                            to a new Ferrari.
                            The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The
                            Redneck produced the title and everything checked out.
                            The loan officer agreed to hold the
                            car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to
                            charge 12% interest.

                            Later, the bank’s president and its officers all
                            enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the South
                            for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a
                            $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari
                            into the bank’s underground garage and parked it.

                            Four weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000
                            and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, ‘Sir, we are very
                            happy to have had your business, and this transaction has
                            worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you
                            were away, we checked you out and found that you
                            are a multimillionaire.
                            What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow

                            The Redneck replied, ‘Where else in New York
                            City, can I park my car for four weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there
                            when I return?’

                            His name was… BUBBA…

                            We are not as dumb as they think we are!!

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