Whats going on in the other Forums

[bossguy]

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Bentley Forums
– – – I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
– – – My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill ’em? btw, I have a record and I ain’t going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
– – -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
– – -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain’t stolen yo.

Civic forums
– – -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
– – – The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
– – – When’s the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
– – – Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
– – – Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
– – -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
– – – Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
– – – Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
– – – Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
– – – Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
– – – Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
– – – Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I’m from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
– – – How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
– – – Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Yaris forum
– – – Do our cars use AA or AAA’s?

Ferrari forums
– – – Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
– – – Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
– – – Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
– – – Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
– – – My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
– – – Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
– – – I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

Bugatti Veyron forum
– – -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
– – – Where’s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don’t forget where I’m supposed to be?

Hummer forum
– – – Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He’s 25 miles away. That’s $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
– – -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
– – – I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
– – – How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of my truck?

SRT Forums
“Will this void my warranty”

RX7 Forums
– – – 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM’ing me.

DSM Forums
– – -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM’ing me

Supra Forums
– – -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
– – -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
– – -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn’t start!

[dinoKeymaster]

Did you do that all by yourself?

[bossguy]

No Dino, a friend posted it on the Ford dealer message boards, other guys added to it all day. Happy new year!
GM FORUMS ,

I GOT A GIRL WITH THE CLAPS & A CHEVY TRUCK , I CANT SEEM TO GET RID OF EITHER ONE …. HELP !

[anthonyc]

Ford forum=hey my junk broke down, no tow truck available who do I call ?

Leave it there, you are doing yourself a favor

[gramdog1Participant]

SAAB Forum
PARTS? SERVICE? WARRENTY 😕 😕 😕 😕

[paul-ceasrine]

Rodney Dangerfield Lincoln Town Car Forum;

My wife wants to try something different and have sex in the backseat of the Lincoln,,,,,,,,,,only thing,,,,,,,,,,,,,she wants me to drive.

[bossguy]

Also from Rodney Dangerfield
“I bought a used car and found my wifes dress in the back seat”

[gramdog1Participant]

Ditto from Rodney D.

I wanted to get a new car for my wife but no one will trade.

[vbobParticipant]

HEY

‘V’

[paul-ceasrine]

I Want to Build A Super Stock Race Hemi Forum:

1965 Response:
If I cash in all my Savings Bonds, take out all my Savings Account Money out of the bank, and use part of my College Tuition Fund, I think I can swing it.

1968 Response:
If I sell my current car, borrow $3000 from my parents, and take a small loan out of the bank, I think I can swing it.

1975 Response:
If I can get a 2nd Mortgage on my house, I think I can swing it.

1985 Response:
If I get a second job at night, cash in all my Savings Accounts, and borrow money from kids College Tuition Fund, I think I can swing it.

1995 Response:
If I can get an Equity Loan, and max-out my Credit Cards, I think I can swing it.

2005 Response:
When Grandmother dies, I should have enough to swing it, because I think she left me everything.

2012 Response;
I think I can swing it, if everyone of my family members die, and they left me as the One and Only Beneficiary!!!!

[dinoKeymaster]

Forgot about this 😆

Lithuanian Drag Racing forum:
………….Whats Drag Racing?

[gramdog1Participant]

Provincetown,Mass. Drag Race Forum;

Where did you get those killer high heels,guy(?) And the goreous gown? 😆 😆 😆 😆

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