What’d you all get for Christmas?

So,anyone get a partridge in a pear tree,or anything like that? 😆
For years I’ve been walking..walking for tools,walking for the jack,walking for water for a hot cranky driver,walking to check the lanes to see how much longer before it’s our turn to run.Walking back to the trailer to set up tables,start the grille and get some food going.
It’s a long walk back to the tow vehicle to retrieve a car who just snapped perches,it’s a long way to the end of the 1/4 to retrieve a car that just spilled it’s rear guts all over the track.You all know how hard it is to clean up gear oil,and you look at the staged cars from the end of the track and realize that you’ve just made more enemies who’ll hate you forever for making them sit in the hot July sun in a hot car while you pick up pieces of the front spoiler that just lost it’s life to the laws of the wind.It was a long walk to retrieve the pseudo air scoop that just blew off the brand new Roush on her maiden run with 200 miles on the odometer,taking the radio antennae with it,while doing a nice number on the aluminum hood just for sh!ts and giggles.
BUT,yesterday was Christmas,and the kid comes over to spend the day,we do the gift thing and he tells me my present is outside.It’s cold out there,please don’t make me go outside.The dog might eat the snacks that are at his level,the sauce might boil over on the stove making me spend hours scrubbing off burnt who knows what with a scrubbie and a razor blade.I only have slippers on and there’s snow out there.Please let me stay in the warm house.I said “Can’t you at least bring my present in??? Why not???” Then it hit me…like a ton of bricks..it probably leaks,I’ll probably kill myself on it.Oh Boy 😮 It’s my very own PIT BIKE 😮 Yup,no more walking for me.It will be hard to walk with a full body cast. But at least I have an approved helmet Have a great winter everyone.Look for me in the spring so you can sign the cast 😆 J~~~ 😈