Who’s on line? the DAILY ‘CHAT’ that never ends

[tomatoheadParticipant]

….. well the snow is good for “ONE” thing ❗ 😀 😆 ………..my “SUPER BOWL BEER” chillin’ before the game 😀 ….. so who are we routin’ for ❓ ❗

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[don-kauer]

Football SUCKS……………… 😆 😆 😆

[vbobParticipant]

HEY
IM WITH YOU DON !!
I DONT LIKE IT XSEPT FOR ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY !!!
‘V’

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[gene-terenzio-srParticipant]

quote video Bob:

HEY
IM WITH YOU DON !!
I DONT LIKE IT XSEPT FOR ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY !!!
‘V’
http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/

I agree with both of you.

[patinaParticipant]

quote Gene Terenzio Sr.:

quote video Bob:

HEY
IM WITH YOU DON !!
I DONT LIKE IT XSEPT FOR ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY !!!
‘V’
http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/

I agree with both of you.

Maybe we should have some sort of “Car thing” I could care less who’s on first, oh wait thats baseball. Or what a free throw is, oh basketball. Well what ever you call it, soccer, no. Oh football, whats that 😆 😆 😆 😆

Pat

[gene-terenzio-srParticipant]

quote patina:

quote Gene Terenzio Sr.:

quote video Bob:

HEY
IM WITH YOU DON !!
I DONT LIKE IT XSEPT FOR ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY !!!
‘V’
http://www.dallascowboyscheerleaders.com/

I agree with both of you.

Maybe we should have some sort of “Car thing” I could care less who’s on first, oh wait thats baseball. Or what a free throw is, oh basketball. Well what ever you call it, soccer, no. Oh football, whats that 😆 😆 😆 😆

Pat

Speaking of baseball, how about this?

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[gene-terenzio-srParticipant]

I’m not sure if I posted this on here or not, 😕
Abbott & Costello
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on…

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.

COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’……..

[tomatoheadParticipant]

….Very Very Good Gene 😀 … now ,.. who’s … on first ❓ ❓ 😀 ….I love Abbott & Costello ❗ i like Abbott & Costello meet the Wolfman and Dracula 😀 ❗ the best 😀

[dinoKeymaster]

Don -I agree about the Football…Halftime show dumb too…they Stole three songs and Guns & Roses sing better than Fergie. Best thing so far was the ‘Warriors’ ad for Speed channel …looks like they’re building two solid axle AFX’s in 72 hours .

[patinaParticipant]

Extreme sprint car racing from Salem Speedway Ohio pretty cool no hype or bs good racing. 😎 😎
Pat

[patinaParticipant]

Gene I just read your post about a modern day “who’s on first” who wrote that? Did you? And where did you get that poster? I’m a big fan of Abbott & Costello. I remember their TV show with Hillary, Mr. Fields, Mike the cop and Joe Besser. Good times 😀 😀 😀 Just like going to Dover in the early 60’s.

Pat

[gene-terenzio-srParticipant]

quote patina:

Gene I just read your post about a modern day “who’s on first” who wrote that? Did you? And where did you get that poster? I’m a big fan of Abbott & Costello. I remember their TV show with Hillary, Mr. Fields, Mike the cop and Joe Besser. Good times 😀 😀 😀 Just like going to Dover in the early 60’s.

Pat

No I didn’t wright it ,I got it in an E-Mail, The poster, I don’t remember where i got it. And I love them too, I have all their movies on tape and disks, every once in a wile I’ll take a day and watch all of them and laugh my a$$ off, I like the one when they inherit the hotel from the gangster that gets shot and killed in their car. “Hold That Ghost” ( I keep all my money in my head )”Moose”
Gene.

[patinaParticipant]

Gene there are so many, like when they are stuck on a plantation (their spirits) during the revolutionary war because the letter from George Washington was stolen 😆 😆 I love them all.

Pat

[vbobParticipant]

HEY
HERE YA GO !!
‘V’

[dinoKeymaster]

Beat me to it V…I was too busy laughing …Jus in case you youngin’s don’t know what we’re talking about .NO whats on second!

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